Trent Reznor has a fat ass

I had the weirdest dream last night, I dreamt that I went to my bosses house for dinner and I was looking through his dvd/cd/record collection and I was mighty impressed because he had every single NIN vinyl and Halo, but what caught my eye the most was that he had a DVD that I had never seen before, it was called Dancing Stars (not Dancing WITH the Stars, god I hate that show), or something else equally as lame, anyway, it was a reality TV show/documentary and it was about a bunch of b-list celebrities who were being taught choreographed dancing routines by Britney Spears, it was supposed to be b-list celebrities however Hillary Swank, Brittany Murphy and Bill Murray were all there and some other big celebrities but I’ve forgotten who.... anyway Trent Reznor was also there, I remember picking up the DVD case and laughing my ass off when i saw he was on it and I just HAD to watch it so I stole it and took it home.

All I can remember from watching the DVD is all the celebrities lined up on a stage, and the video panned across and Trent was dressed all emo, he had the emo hair across his face, black nail polish, a pin stripped button up shirt and a tie, typical emo/goth attire, he looked ridiculous, the weirdest thing though was how he walked, he had this... waddle and he had his hand stuck out the side like a stereotypical gay man, and he had a reeeeeally fat ass, i also know that no one liked him on the show because he was being a massive drama queen.

I wish id seen some dancing, but alas, I am left with the horrid image of emo Trent burned into my brain for the rest of the day, it must have something to do with Halloween, whatever the case I keep giggling to myself every time I think about it.